The State of Florida no longer accepts Goat fanatic 400 (goats fucked)
If Goat fanatic is seen within or attempting to enter Florida by any means, he will be killed on sight by a horde of alligators, invasive snakes and feral monkeys trained exclusively within the dankest, most unforgiving stretches of marshland the Everglades has to offer.
On the behalf of everyone in Florida, I thank you for taking the time to read this notice. Stay safe, TC2 Wikians.