Condescending Clipboard

Condescending Clipboard
Unique Strange Collector's
Basic Information
Worn by:	Mechanic
Availability:	Fitten Co. Store ( 750 Funds; Unique) Using a Times Taunted Strangifier (Strange) Combining 5 Strange duplicates (Collector's)
Creator(s):	ffPrankster (Animation) Unknown (Clipboard)
Date(s) Added:	July 13, 2024
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Taunt: Condescending Clipboard Level 13 Taunt Mechanic Taunt

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Did... did you even think that one out!? Come on! ―Mechanic pointing at his clipboard, insulting the dead enemy in front of him.

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The Condescending Clipboard is a purchasable taunt for the Mechanic, which can be bought for 750 Funds in the Fitten Co. Store.

Activating the taunt will cause Mechanic to pull out a clipboard and pencil from his back pocket, after which he quickly scribbles down several lines of text before turning it around to face directly forwards in front of him, while his left arm, holding the pencil, points at the clipboard, moving the pencil up then down, before bending over, holding his left hand to his face while laughing, then discarding the pencil and clipboard.

Special Voicelines

"Hehehehehaha!"

Taunt Sounds

Demonstration

Update History

July 13, 2024 (Summer FM)

• Added Condescending Clipboard.

February 1, 2025 (The New WINTER)

• Reduced store price from 1250 funds to 750. (Undocumented)

Trivia

• All possible lines of text that can be shown when using the taunt are:
  • "Yee diddly."
  • "Hit the boost! The boost!"
  • "Di- did you even think that one out?! COME ON!"
  • "You can't outrun bullets, son."
  • "You really don't look before you leap, do you son?"
  • "I don't think that camo of yours works with bullet holes in it."
  • "Hey bowl for brains, you're dead!"
  • "Death is a reasonable way to quit, I guess."
  • "Here's one for ya. You. Just. Got. Dominated."
  • "'I suck at this game, please kill me some more!'"
  • "Geez man, you're scary!"
  • "Take out that MG!"
  • "What, you think you're better than me?"
  • "Laugh."
  • "Ora, doushita?" (Roughly translates to "Hey, what's wrong?")
    • This is a reference to a line spoken by Kiryu in Yakuza 2.
  • "#### ### #### ### ### #### ####### ### ##### ## ### ##### #####?"
  • "you stupid. NO I'M NOT! What's 9+10? 21? You STUPID!"
    • This is a reference to the "9+10=21" meme.

Gallery

Mechanic performing the Condescending Clipboard taunt.