Paranoid Paramedic

Unique Strange Vintage Unusual Collector's

Basic Information

Worn by:

Doctor

Availability:

Obtainable:

	Daily Shop ( 200 Funds; Unique)
	Using a Points Scored Strangifier (Strange)
	Using an Unusualifier (Unusual)
	Combining 5 Strange duplicates (Collector's)

Unobtainable:

	Distributed (Intended Crate; Vintage)
	Summer 2022 Red Cosmetic Cooler (Unique, Strange, Unusual)

Equip Region(s):

Hat (Cap)

Outfit

Team-colored:

Yes

Paintable:

No

Giftable:

Yes

Creator(s):

MidnightKrystal

Date(s) Added:

July 12, 2022

Statistics

Paranoid Paramedic

Level 2 Outfit
Most cats like playing with laser pointers.
You cower in fear at the sight of one.

[

Oh dear!
―Doctor being paranoid.

]

The Paranoid Paramedic is a cosmetic for the Doctor that can be obtained through the Daily Shop or the discontinued Summer 2022 Red Cosmetic Cooler.

When worn, it gives the Doctor a team-colored cap and a shirt with two shoulder straps that replaces his default medical attire.

Exhibition[]

RED

GRN

Update History[]

July 12, 2022 (A "Heavy" Update)

Added the Paranoid Paramedic.

October 31, 2022 (Typical Horrors II)

The Paranoid Paramedic is no longer obtainable. (Undocumented)

October 28, 2023 (Typical Horrors III)

Added backpack description.

December 24, 2023 (Kringle's Annual New Year Expansion)

Added the Paranoid Paramedic to the Daily Shop rotation. (Undocumented)
Added Vintage quality. (Undocumented)

Trivia[]

The backpack description, "Most cats like playing with laser pointers. You cower in fear at the sight of one", could be referencing the Marksman, as a laser appears whenever he scopes in with his Sniper Rifle.

Flanker
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Brute
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Mechanic
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Doctor
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Marksman
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